If Beer Pimp sold washing machines

If the Beer Pimp sold washing machines then he would get the latest model of washing machines for his house. At the inevitable sales and marketing meetings there would be endless discussion of the latest models of washing machines. At lunch there might be a washing machine in the room to check out while eating. But for the Beer Pimp at the inevitable sales and marketing meeting there is ice cold beer at 9 am, and more beer at lunch and that is good cause if you are gonna stand around and make small talk at the inevitable sales and marketing meeting you might as well cop a good buzz during.

pimpin ain't easy......